A road-trip with a test drive car

So my dad is planning to get a new company car or at least that's what he said to me. Since my first video game was a racing game, I've grown to be a car enthusiast that knows nothing about the maintaining cars. I do know almost all the brands and their respective models. So when my dad told (or forced) me to come visit some car dealerships, I agreed. So we went to see surprisingly luxurious brands like those German brands first and test drive some. Then the after we visited some cheaper brands like the German wannabe french cars and didn't get to test drive them because it was Sunday.
Then on Monday we visited even cheaper brands and but this time my dad didn't like them as much as his current company car; a German car disguised as a Czech one. What did my dad expect from dropping his target price so low. He did for some odd reason get a luxury German test car for a day so that the whole family could go on a road trip. So it wasn't even our own car yet my parents though it would be a good idea to take my dog, Bruno (I didn't name him. My sister did), with us. Next thing you know the whole place was filled with hair. We weren't even staying for the night anyways. Just going to same old town, old cars and shops, but not old people. To my obvious expectations, there were tons of kids running everywhere, making noise. It reminded me of my old gaming years where little kids would yell on mics and...

Anyways, It's not like haven't been here before. I knew the supposedly cool places, like that chocolate shop that allows you to sample unlimited supply of sweets. Oh and the boring places, like that church that is never open. I forgot to mention that I was the driver because why not. Since it was the Summer, there was a lot of full parking places and after 10 minutes of searching I found a spot. Everyone got out of the car but my sister was still taking selfies like she did the whole trip. I just want to know whats so special about a rear seat that makes it worth for selfie. Better yet is their anything worth taking selfie in the first place?!? So we first went to the chocolate shop that was filled with people. It felt like I was part of cattle enclosure. They did have those unlimited samples so the place remained cool for me. Then we went to the Church (ARGH!) but this time it was open. Apparently some choir was rehearsing something but there were tourist siting and listening to things they could understand. I could obviously, I think they were talking about how grateful they are to god. So that became somewhat cool. But if it is closed the next time I come here then it's back to uncool.

So our plan was to eat from this town too. Well we went to this one burger restaurant by the river. It did have a lot of customers that had occupied most tables that had no meals. Yeah they all were waiting for their food. So when it was our time to order, I ordered a smoked cheese burger that come with fries and goodies. My mother ordered a cocktail and said he would eat some fries from my plate. Such a cost efficient method my mom had. You know whats even more efficient... eating at home. I don't care what the others order for the most part. Then the cashier said that it would take 1h 30 min for the food to be served to us. This was great news for my parents and sister that can spend time talking about some cringe-worthy stuff and taking more selfies respectively. For me it was a absolute dull period. The only option I wanted to have was to fall a sleep only to be woken up by the smell of fries. Unfortunately, my sister picked the table that was point blank range from a speaker that supplied the entire music of the restaurant. It ended up actually being 2h of agonizing boredom until our food arrive. It was ok. Maybe it didn't justify the price as much but still fulfilling.

I thought that we were going to head home. But then my sister said ICE CREAM. What did my sister want to now take selfies while licking ice cream cones. Besides there was once again a big line for the only ice cream stall that was open. I'll be honest, the hazelnut ice cream that I picked was very good. We did afterwards return home but from all people, I was chosen (or forced) to clean all the hairs from this test drive car! I didn't even name the dog that did this mess.

So you probably are wondering what I was wondering about this trip. A WASTE OF TIME should answer that question.

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